Acknowledging the gargantuous popularity of UnKle Mikey's webpage,
international conglomerate - Garst Seed Company - humbly stepped aside,
allowing UnKle Mikey's House of SPAM to grace, by itself, the prestigious
Coon Rapids rotating welcome sign.

Doris referees while Gayla and Charlie pull, tug, cuss, moan and groan
to see who gets to lick the insides of the empty SPAM can
(left over from the annual CR Enterprise BBQ'd SPAM party).

UnKle Mikey donated 50% of the profits from this billion-selling platinum album
to the Scrumbo and Swanson Families Regeneration & Relief fund, in consideration of
the massive numbers killed and maimed in recent months (see Guest Book for full story!).

Summer '98
The Spameizer takin' a break from his and UnKle Mikey's relief effort of ferrying life-giving SPAM
down the raging Middle Raccoon River to the flood-ravaged itinerants lining the banks of Lake Panorama.

The King of SPAM, the Ayatollah of Rock 'n Rolla,
the original Carp Warrior hisownself - UnKle Mikey!!!

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