A little UnKle Mikey gallanting protecting his precious stuffed teddy
from the clutches of Becky Mahan.

The Spammeizer shows off his trophy SPAM-carp snagged from
the ragin' Middle Raccoon ribber with cane pole, bobber, an' nightcrawler.
Him an' Unkle Mikey couldn't contain themselves an' dun et de whole t'ing, right on de spot!

UnKle Mikey testifies to Doug Pevestorf about the proven aphrodisiac qualities
of industrial-strength SPAM.

UnKle Mikey lecturing Jason, "Son, when they're this small, you just throw them back!".

The Spammeizer decorating his tree with vintage SPAM
heisted from UnKle Mikey's private cache.

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