Summer of '78. UnKle Mikey after parachuting in to the Hindu Kush mountains of northern Afghanistan on a rescue mission from God - carrying much needed SPAM to the besieged Afgani Muhajadiin freedom fighters under siege by atheist Soviet forces.
UnKle Mikey, with Afghani guide - Abdul Sheik Saladbar enjoying a cup of camel dung tea and SPAM sandwiches at 20,134 ft. above the man-eating Panj glacier.
UnKle Mikeys' cohorts, Noogie and the SPAM Meizer,
assisting Ollie North on a mission to trade SPAM for [CLASSIFIED]
with the Sandanistan rebels.
[RECENTLY UNCLASSIFIED] UnKle Mikey taking 1st photos
of an actual alien spacecraft - the SPAMCAN at Devils Tower, WY
(later Steven Spielberg ripped off UnKle Mikeys' journals
and made the movie "Close Encounters of The Third Kind")
On his latest trip to the moon, UnKle Mikey snapped
this photo of the ultra-top-secret CIA SPAM-Station.