UnKle Mikey (working for the NSA, CIA, DCI, CCC, FBI, and TTT's) booby- traps
a can of SPAM, hoping to blow up the SpamMeizer's SPAM stash (the SpamMeizer is planning to
sell-off half of his SPAM stash, which would make him richer than Bill Gates, Warren Buffet,
the U.S. Treasury, banks of Switzerland) and Prince Abi Dabi Doo combined,
and effectively putting him in sole control of the world economy!).

L - R, Vertus Hanson, Dr. George Whistler, John Miller (UM's granddad)
Showing a fine stringer of SPAM, confiscated from some Minnesota ice fisherman
that didn't appreciate its true value!

UnKle Mikey and "Witch" Karen undertaking a terrorist raid on the SpamMeizers SPAM stash
(the above grenade booby-trap was detected by the SpamMeizers R&B holographic
electro-chronosynclastic "grenade in a SPAM can" detector).

Somewhere in Bulgaria, WWII
An unknown grunt (L) and UnKle Mikey's pappy - Mose - won this stash of SPAM
in a poker game with their First Sergeant. So now they're digging trenches until
the First shirt can win back the SPAM!

UnKle Mikey's polishing the final licks on the cutting-edge speed-metal SPAM tune
that will accompany the new SPAM commercials airing on MTV.

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