UnKle Mikey's souped-up '54 Studebaker SPAM-MOBILE
body work by George Barris, go-power by "Big Daddy" Don Garlits.
Would you buy a can of used SPAM from this man?
UnKle Mikeys "Cream of SPAM" soup,
brewed at midnight on de bank of de Coon ribber.
Cures the common cold, gout, tuberculosis, pseudo-rabies, indigestion,
asthma, gonorrhea, ingrown toe-nails, hemorrhoids, baldness, and AIDS.
Also, the most powerful aphrodisiac known to mankind! Use with
extreme caution and hide the sheep and chickens.
The SPAM Meizer and UnKle Mikey argue the
of "hot" versus "cold" SPAM sandwiches.
The SPAM Meizer and UnKle Mikey 6 months from
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