Big Al Bukoff with his 1950's SPAM fired slingshot dragster.

Industrial Arts instructor numero uno Sam Bukoff (father of Big Al)
drew on the universal appeal of SPAM to win his Coon Rapids City Council election.

Fomer CIA operative - Commissar Shiek Abdul Saladbar (far right) -
negotiating a deal with eastern Russian and North Korean agents to trade
10 cases of UnKle Mikey's Cream of SPAM and 3 cases of vintage WWII SPAM for
20 tons of weapons grade plutonium.

Mid '70's, SPAM Meizer buying contraband "smoked" SPAM
from Kirghiz SPAM dealers on Afghani/Soviet border.

The head Kirghiz SPAM dealer testifying to the purity of his "smoked" SPAM.

UnKle Mikey's alien abduction by SPAMcraft from the Planet Yur'anus.

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