tHE mONKEY - Look out for the mighty gerbil haters

Welcome to "The Monkey Page". With annoying month over, I must go back to insulting Mark Twain for no apparent reason. Here at the monkey page we try to make this page dispiteful and full of Samuel Clemens hating. After all you probably got here by accident, with a Steam boat.

(NO Monkeys were harassed in the making of this page.)

>>What are we all about?

To help brighten your day we offer: ADVISE FOR THE VIEWER, TIPS OF THE MONTH, AND OTHER FUN PLACES TO VISIT.

aDVICE fOR tHE vIEWER...

dear displeased,

thanx for the letter, but a "this page really bites" would have been suffient. And besides were you talking? -natê

To write to The Monkey Page email us at raymeyer@nwiowa.com. You can write to brandon and nate. (put subject as mONKEY)

TIPS OF THE MONTH...

• A boatman's term for two phanthoms deep is not a suitable pen name (I think we know who that is)
• Never throw knifes at your hand for your own enjoyment.
• Never book anyone a flight to Russia.
• Asbestos is not a successful substitute for fresh ground pepper!
• Don't go to any web pages that exploit mammals.
• Hi my name is Brak!

Cool Links Since no one is WRITING US and recommending good web sites, we only have a few.

Jonny V's Home Page

The Totally Unofficial, and Completly Useless Cartoon Planet Page

Desch's Sound Page

GOC Guardians of the Cosmos

please join (use my name for who told you about GOC)

The Mystery of the Month!!!

We are not monkey buffs, these articles are for torture only.